Once my friend asked her boyfriend “do you like the outdoors?” and he answered “I’m not familiar with their music”
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now
The Hobbit AU: The company realizes everything Thorin does is a really bad idea
and then they make Fili their king instead. Everything works out perfectly. Everyone survives. The end.
and we call it:
I need this to happen like I need air to breathe.